I bet you feel silly now, Internet. Turns out the ungodly horrible “Friday” by Rebecca Black is actually just a 2011 update to a forgotten Bob Dylan song. I bet when ol’ Bob sings “Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes after…wards” you don’t feel like laughing.
UPDATE: Apparently there’s been some confusion among my readers. This is 100% a joke. I figured that was so obvious that I didn’t need to spell it out. Now I have and the joke’s ruined. I could blame the people who didn’t get it, but instead I’ll blame myself for being unable to walk the thin line of sarcasm wherein everyone gets that this is a joke and that I’m playing along.