Can I make a Polanski joke and say it’s “Knifeman in the water?” Oh. No? Well, OK. It’s probably just as well then.

You know that photo of Muhammad Ali photo where he’s training underwater? Well, tragically it was staged and he never boxed underwater. Tragic. Similarly I have my doubts that the Bronx are actually playing guitar/drumming/singing/being eaten by toy sharks in this pool, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying it.