Remember when Keith John Adams offered to write songs for fans who preordered his last album? Well he’s put all of those resulting songs online for other people to download and collect.

Keith John Adams: Personal Songs

Included are such great songs and stories as a guy who helped a drunk girl up and she pooped on herself and his leg, a guy who is obsessed with collecting frequent flier miles, and Fishboy — who convinced their drummer to yell out a request for Keith John Adams to play a non-existent song “Cocaine off a Hooker’s Chest.”