As I’ve said before, I’m a big Rocky Horror fan. I included the Time Warp on my list of songs no one should grow up without and try to go to the showing as often as possible. However, in the world’s continued attempt to crap on everything I hold beloved, they’re remaking the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

MP3: The Rocky Horror Picture Show – The Time Warp

The most troubling news of all? According to Variety, the “two-hour remake will use the original screenplay by Jim Sharman and Richard O’Brien but may also include music not featured in the original.” Yes. Dear God, please write some horrible music to go into one of the best musicals ever.

Any title suggestions for these awesome new songs? “Rape-a Rape-a, Rape a Classic?” Maybe the “Time Warp” will switch over to the “Cash Grab?” I await the answer with much antici