According to a post on True To You.net, Morrissey will not be playing any shows in Canada on this tour because of a “barbaric slaughter of over 325,000 baby seals.”

As you might have guessed, Canadian fans are pissed. Maybe it’s the lack of shows, or maybe it’s this last minute barb that he stuck into the Canadian government: “If you can, please boycott Canadian goods….As things stand, Canada has placed itself alongside China as the cruelest and most self-serving nation.” Ouch.

In other (stranger?) news, The Guardian thinks that the Moz is having sex now. Compare that with this Salon article from two years ago which seemed to confirm the idea that he still wasn’t doing the nasty.